Friday, February 27, 2009

:)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TONIGHT


WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

YAY!

YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!


OUCH i hit my head just now....

OH
MY
FREAKING
GAWSHH

DUDE
today i saved like 500 pics in 2 hours...no lie. haha.

OH CRAP I HAVE TO GO:(
See yerr later...
Hope you enjoy thee 3D movie:D

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Jonas Premeireee, CAMILLA BELLE=Worst human being ever

Hilow peeeplessss!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FREAKING OMG DUDE

I held the 'H' very long..

AND ive been spazzing more for the past few weeks..

THE FREAKING PREMEIRE THINGY WAS TONIGHT ON THE RED CARPET AT.. some place in hollywood or something..





NOW HOW ABSOLUTELY FREAKING AMAZING IS THAT?! -------------------------->

Demi got a tan lmazo... Okay so i must kill everyone that was on the red carpet...WAIT NO i dont want Jonas dead that would be a hard life for me so i say i must kill everyone that watched it already.....grr. *Lawnmower*

DUUUUUUUUDEEE LIKE OH MYYY GAWSHH my friends ASLEEP and i HAVE to show her the like 50 pics from this and OMG shes not answering her phone and OMG she shouldnt be ASLEEP she should be AWAKE i mean like WHO could sleep knowing THIS WAS HAPPENING?! I COULDNT!! AND OMGGGG LIKE I SWEAR SOMEONES GONNA DIE IF I DONT SEE THE 3D MOVIE SOON!!! Hahaha my friend thought i was joking too...



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So YAY mariah will help me stab camilla belle with an ice cream cone... the reason? you WANT to know the reason? Okay well..

Dude i just started tearing up when i said well...
ANYWAY Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas dating thats why and and and and and SHES NOT EVEN FREAKING HAPPIE WITH HIM!

I HAVENT HATED ANYONE ELSE JB HAS DATED BUT THIS GIRL SHES A SLUG[g=t] IF YOUVE NOTICED.. WHY THE HECK DID JOE JONAS BREAK UP WITH TAY FOR HER?! WHY?! No one knows:(

SO I HAVE COMPLETELY PLANNED CAMILLAS DEATH...

Me and Mariah will stab her with an ice cream cone then mariah will trip over her and i will throw a lawnmower at camilla's face and then we will dump her in an ocean tied to a seamonkey-ish thing and then the seamonkey will decide he doesnt want to be tied to her and throw her and then we will tie her to a different seamonkey-ish thingy and yeah so camilla will be dead.


HOW CAN HE KISS THAT?!
HOPEFULLYY, Joe will dump her and
<---JOMILLA will be over..



[for those that knew about alll this before i told you, I got really really mad the other day when i saw something else about them and decided to telll you all how much i hate her]

Comment and tell me what you think of camilla.... SHES WORSE THAN FREAKING MILEY CYRUS!!!
[never thought id say something like that]

Now i will leave you all with a goodbye.
G
o
o
d
b
y
e
cruel
worlddddddd

-Michaela

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

BAD BAD VERY BAD...i think i press enter too much..

Okay so i forgot what was so bad...hold on...
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OH YEAH... Peoples keep hating other peoples which is upsetting and i dont like it...
Cough Mariah and Pushy cough cough...
Waaa. People called Taylor and Selena and and and and and and and and and and JOE and NICK and KEVIN JONAS ugly:(
I feel like upsetting Mariah.
OH, MARIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Did you see it? huh? did you see? DID YOU?! HUH?!
Okay you probably know. Hmm....YEAH you do so im pretty much telling you something you know that i found the other day....i will now talk to myself..
Joe Jonas has no taste anymore.. What happened...NO JOE WHYYY JOE
okay im done. NO IM NOT
LETS KILL CAMILLA BELLE WITH AN ICE CREAM CONE IN FLORIDA.
Today today today today today today today today i gasped REALLY loud and my mom goes 'Whats wrong with you?!?' lmazo..it was funny..
I made up some words yesterday again..With my freeend..
Birthday---------------Draining of Blonde brains
Walking Dove----------Not perfect but pretty dern awesome [Emily's Word]
Ok so theres more but i have to go....
BYE PEEPLESSSS!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Mahh friends are so mean to meeee. Waaa.

DUUUUUUDE FREAKING OMGGGG My friend shes so meannn...likeeee Emilys Telling evryone all my blonde moments...likee today i saw this keychain and i start laughing like crazy and shes like WTF ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! and im likee WELLL i have this keychain and it says laughhh...

Anddd shes telling everyone i ran into a desk when i was textingg and after she told her friends that she told them that like months ago i almost fell ina ditch texting...ITS EMBARRASING DUDE!



Today i got a random creeepy random call...from channing..my friend's friend's friend...

Yeah it was weird...Hes likee 'hi is this Michaela ____?" And im likee "yeah...uhhh whyyy? and hes like "WELL do you know Beau ____?" and im like sortofishhh and hes likke "yeah well hes told me he tries calling you and you dont pick up and you called him back when he was eating supper" and im like "he never called me" and hes like Oh really and im like yeahh and hes like where you live? and im like uhhh a placee DUHHH and he started scaring me so im like yeah i have to go emilys yelling at me..


WOW that was a long sentence-ish thing....WELL it was creeepish..Beau told the whole school my phone number when i know NO ONE in that school...it kinda freeky..

crapp...ive gotta go. Buuuh Byeeeee peeeples of the internet stalking society thingerr:)

Monday, February 9, 2009

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Okay first i need to put that i was grounded from internet last night for punching my sister in the nose...




SECOND....




NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!


The grammys...i cried when they didnt win...




Nicky messed up. I LOVED his scarf. And what Joe was wearing.




THIRD.




OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MOG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG




Yer i spelled mog




My cousin. her boyfriend. hes..hes...hes...






HES A BAND PROMOTER!!!! My mom said he might get us good tickets For some bands...YAYAYYAYAYY!




I need to meet this guy..




Last night Taylor Swift did awesome...MIA was funny..haha..




When Coldplay performed, my sisters like "wow, im SO glad hes not fat'


it was funny.




OH and i had recorded the grammys so today i watched it three times:)


At the moment im watching that one person play that one song.
<-----Awesomeness.
Okayy its always awesomeness with them.
BUT STILL.
I like it.
OMGG.
My throat hurts..im thirsty.
I think ill rewind the grammys
to JB.
Im bored.
I want to go.
Gooooodbye.
:)

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Want to stalk nicky? JONAS HATER?! Bahaha Church last night...I can confuse Pushy and Picky..maybe..

TODAYYY...Nickyy told me to talk about him..SOOO I will.

Me and Nicholas got married on January 20, 2009 at about 1:30 PM. So far, hes almsot divorced me likee twice...ahaha AND Nickys gonna be a caterpillar when he grows up....would you like to stalk Nicky?! He wants you to. nickjerryjonas71@hotmail.com Is his email....I was talking to him a few minutes ago and hes likee 'my brothers drunk, he slapped me.' and im likee 'OOH! SLAP ME!!' And he sad he would never hurt me:( I like being slapped.

OMGGGGGGGGGGG LIKE TODAY
My friend, she told me im a Jonas Haterr:( Comment and tell me, AM I ACTING LIKE A JONAS HATER?!

Sarah telling me about her fallling in class made me want to share something...Bahaa My teacher thought i was dying...okay SOOO. Me and Sarah(Diffferent Sarah) Were sitting in class likee last year with Bailey, Olivia, Emily, aand Drew..and Mrs Stephens, She was teaching and i was 'disrupting the class' and Shes like yelling at me in spanish and im like WHOA and i started laughing really hard andd i fell andd Shes like WHOA Are you okay? and the class is like staring at me and Yeahhh.

It was kinda weird..I was known for that....

What shall i talk about?
OOOOH!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH! Idk.

Today i was looking at this Jonas Secrets thingy on facebook, and im like addicted to them..theyre like REALLY funny...Taylor Swift has her music Video premiere for 'White Horse' On Saturday(YAY!)I might go to a concert on September 10th or 11th. The little video thingy on youtube that JB uploaded is cool..Which did you pick? I think i picked Joe and the Single Ladies thingy..AHAHAHA That would be HILARIOUSS! Bahaha, Big Rob and Joe Wrestling..funny stuff. Someone should pick all of the abovee.

I think im tired. I think. Maybe. No. I dont sleep. I dont like sleep. Sleep is boring. I rather Stalk Nick, Joe, and Kevin on youtube and other websites. DUDE. I loveee this video. Its like, awesome. :)

Last night at church, we talked about attitude, i met a girl named Samantha, and we slapped each other....Alec came up to me(kid that i mentioned in the other blog, the one i ran into that one day) and hes likee 'NO' im like 'YES' hes like 'NO' im like 'YES' [goes on and on and on] and then im like FINE ill go tell Trey(worship leader) and hes like 'Oh, alright, i didnt really know Alec played Saxaphone..' and im likee 'Well, he does, tell him to bring it to church'Alec then ran into the drum set and fell. i laughed. Trey looked at me. THEN, Treys like 'Alec, Try NOT to run into things' and hes like 'Well Michaela does it like 24/7' Ahaha then treys 'like WHOA Youre not Michaela.' Then i walked away.

OMG like a few minutes ago, Chad and Taylor( Brothers friends that happen to be my age) threatened Wheston(brother) that they would stab him with a pencil...then Wheston came to get me...I slapped chad and kicked taylor in the shin...haha.I then walked awayy and told wheston to stop being such a baby...Nothing besides that happened...

Wow, I was rambling on about nothing...wow...AHAHHA. Do you like carrots? I dont. Comment. I want to know if you like carrots.

I must go now...have a nice night/day/whatever the heck it is.

SEEYA!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

WHAT THE CUPCAKE?!


Okay. Today is the super bowl thingyy. I dont want to go to the party at church...they mute the commercials, which are the BEST part!!!

Soooo Wrong.

So me and Jenna are planning to go to Sarah's house for 5 hours instead... And then we will leave.

OMGGGG, GRAMMYS NEXT WEEK!!!!

I cant wait...I wonder what JB will wear....all day i've been looking at youtube videos..jb..

Emily just left me on yahoo!!!! NOOOO. My second favorite band broke up recently. THE WORLD IS ENDINGGG.
My friends friend wants to go out with me...ahaha.
Today i might have met my future brother in-law......Named Eli...he was likee 'Mariah when you're 20, im gonna marry you' ahaha...and later shes like 'Eli wheres your laptop case?' and he goes, 'its the black one' and Carl's like, 'nice. Be racist like that, Eli.'

Then Mariahs like 'guys i heard the funniest joke EVER yesterdayy.'
Theyre all like 'OH NO.'
Shes like, 'anyway, Why did Hitler kill himself?'
Everyone was confused.
Shes likee, 'CAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL'
and everyones like 'wow mariah nice one youre so blonde'


It was funnny...


Whoaaa.



Pushy.Thats Mine^^^^^
Thank you.
Gahh I gtg seeeee Something...
Byeeez!!

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